Posted 6 days ago

monstercrazy:

Covers by Earl Norem.

Fantasy Ink: Tales of the Zombie

Earl Norem is one of my 5 fave illustrators of all time, no doubt.
Posted 6 days ago

Suggestions?

Hey tumblr! I need some advice. I have a little over 300 friends on here, but I only get between 2 and 10 notes per post. That is only 1% to 3% reach, and tells me I’m doing something wrong. My wife Rebecca for instance has over 1500 friends, but gets between 400 and 1000 notes per image. That is a faaaaar higher percentage. I asked her what I should do different, but she doesn’t seem to know. She suggested posting more cute non threatening things and fan art for video games and other popular forms of media, but you guys that know me realize that isn’t gonna happen. I post what I post, which seems to get an enthusiastic response on facebook and even on the ghost town that is livejournal, but not here.

Should I post at a certain time of day? What is it?

I’d love some reasons for why I’m a failure at tumblr, and some ways I can do better!

Message me or email me here:
mindseye100@hotmail.com

Posted 6 days ago

Here’s a Traci Lords drawing I did in a copy of my book that was ordered couple days ago. Just colored it for fun. The actual drawing is in black and white, and I only charge $20 plus the cost of the book! Order yours here:
http://cinemasewer.ecrater.com/p/13091301/cinema-sewer-book-3-custom-drawing

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago

Old photo I got that was used in the layout of an actual 1970s porn magazine. I posted a bunch more here:
http://bougieman.livejournal.com/549530.html

Posted 1 week ago

Old photo I got that was used in the layout of an actual 1970s porn magazine. I posted a bunch more here:
http://bougieman.livejournal.com/549530.html

Posted 1 week ago

Hey remember those old photos I got that were used in the layout of actual 1970s porn magazines? I posted a bunch here:
http://bougieman.livejournal.com/549530.html

Well, I got a few more from the same guy, and I love these ones even more than the others!

This chick on the bike is so goddamn cool, it almost physically pains me to hold this photo of her in my bare hand.

Posted 1 week ago

Was just browsing though a copy of SWANK magazine from Feb. 1981, and saw this ad for a 1cc vial of “Hot Pulsating Pussy scent”, and thought the internet should know that this was a thing that existed.

I like how exited they are at the beginning: “YES WE’VE DONE IT!”. I’m imagining a couple of guys in lab coats with panties on their heads jumping up and down in celebration

Posted 2 weeks ago

My facebook pal John Mozzer getting his make-up done for THE DEVIL IN MISS JONES 2. Scan from the Dec. 1983 issue of EROTIC FILM GUIDE.

Posted 2 weeks ago

Here’s a treat for Avon fans! Love that Times Square marquee. It is now a giant overpriced store that sells nothing but M+M candy merchandise to tourists. Avon was the first in New York to screen “beaver” films.

Scanned from “Erotic Film Guide. Dec. 1983.”

Posted 2 weeks ago

“Young beatniks… long haired ‘kooks’ and pseudo-intellectuals. They twang their guitars in basement bistros, occasionally leaving their darkened haunts to join in protest marches against almost anything to has do with law, order, and morality.”

Scanned from the March 1967 issue of Sportsman, a porn magazine. There are so many more entertaining negative remarks and insults directed at the young rebelling iconoclasts of the 1960s in this article (“ne’er do wells”, and “refugees from civilization” among them), but I’ll leave it at that.

Posted 2 weeks ago
Posted 3 weeks ago

You know why new porn isn’t as good as the classic stuff?

Because they don’t give it cool names like SATAN’S SCRAPBOOK and hand fucking swords out to the girls.

That’s why.

Posted 3 weeks ago

I love rainbow hair
I love rainbow hair
I love rainbow hair
I love rainbow haaaaaaaaaaaaiiiir!

Posted 3 weeks ago

Japan, as per usual, you are FUCKING CRAZY — and I love you for it

(Source: youtube.com)