February 2012
15 posts
The Big Bad Wolf
Holy crap… just as I’m thinking this video can’t get any better, it does. Over and over again… it does.
PORNHOUNDS 2
Check out this review of my pal Sharon Lintz’s great new comic, PORNHOUNDS 2. Really excited about the release of this one. I’ve read a preview copy, and it looks to be one of the better comics of 2012.
http://therumpus.net/2012/02/the-comics-journal-pornhounds-2/
You can order it here:
http://www.pornhounds.net/buy.html
CS BOOK DEDICATION DRAWING
Seems like lately every time I draw girls sucking dick, I want to draw it in profile. I just like the way it looks sliding in there. I’m a creature of habit, clearly. I likes what I likes. Anyway, this book drawing turned out pretty hot, if you like your sex oohie n’ gooey. And who doesn’t? Germphobic prudes, maybe — but I bet even they make an exception.
I like the...
CINEMA SEWER DEDICATION DRAWING
I do commission drawings! Here is one I did today for someone who bought a copy of my book, Cinema Sewer Vol. 3. Yep, for an extra $20 I bust out some filthy poop like this for you on the inside cover of your book:
Order yours here (with or without a drawing):
http://cinemasewer.ecrater.com/c/973820/books
Bunny Kisses!
Look at the valentine my sweetie made for me on pink construction paper!
It’s the two of us, as bunnies! ^_^
Her art blog:
http://r-dart.tumblr.com/
NECK AND NECK!
Happy Valentimes!
Can’t even believe how close the sugars and spices are in the new Cinema Sewer/Sleazy Slice promotion. As of this moment: Sugar = 47 orders. Spice = 46. CLASSIC PORN FANS: GET IN ON THIS DEAL BEFORE IT ENDS FEB. 21st!
http://www.cinemasewer.com/?p=229
Sleazy Slice and Cinema Sewer: BACK LIKE A HEART...
Hey guys! A brand new Cinema Sewer/Sleazy Slice, and a Valentine’s day promotion to move ‘em out the door! Please spread the word!
Got a special deal on JUST UNTIL Feb. 21st! Yup. if you order BOTH PUBLICATIONS together before Feb. 21st, you get a free classic adult film dvd from my collection! It’s called the SUGAR AND SPICE DEAL, and the movies are picked at random, but you can...
CAVALIER (sept 1974)
One of my fave old vintage men’s magazines is Cavalier, mostly because they often published cartoonists Otis Sweat and Vaughn Bode, two of my fave men’s magazine cartoonists EVER! But more than that, they often had some really really great photos, and did a nice job hiring skilled photographers. The paper quality wasn’t always the best, but hey, you can’t have it all,...
When porn and French New-Wave art rock COLLIDE
I’m kind of giddy right now, because I just discovered that Catherine Ringer, the actress who played the SUPER-MEGA-ADORABLE teenage ballet-dancer-lesbian-in-pigtails who headlined in Lasse Braun’s euro-XXX 1978 classic BODY LOVE….
….was also the lead singer of French band Rita Mitsouko, who had this crazy Devo-esque music video that I really loved when I was in...
Fast Willie Jackson (part 2)
Remember when I got a copy of FAST WILLIE JACKSON #1?
http://bougieman.livejournal.com/531821.html
Well, I got some more on ebay this week! Issues #3 and #6. Here are some scans:
Best Archie style comic EVER! ^_^
MEW-SAGE FROM SPACE!
Rebecca and I watched this tonight after we had our little Orson celebration, that’s right, an Orson celebration. Got a bottle of GatoNegro Cabernet Sauvignon, a beautiful bouquet of flowers, and some kitten home movies. Last night we grieved my cat’s death, but tonight we celebrated Orson’s life.
Anyway, it was the perfect choice. Totally nuts, and piles of silly costumes and...
Orson hearts Rebecca
Orson and I were close pals, but the relationship he had with Rebecca was truly something special. She could do no wrong in his eyes, man. The way he would look at her wasn’t just the typical cat “hey, when is lunch” look. It was pure adoration, and as long as she was home, he rarely left her side/lap.
Even when they slept, it was with his head resting in her open palm, or...
Goodbye to a beloved friend
It’s with a very heavy heart that I announce the passing of our house-cat of nearly 16 years, Orson, at 5:30 this afternoon — Feb. 1st, 2012. He went peacefully.
As one can imagine after a good 16 year run, Orson had a lot of friends, and I’m sorry to have to break the news to everyone in this way. I’m a bit of a wreck right now though, and one-on-one human interaction...
January 2012
16 posts
Kitten In a Can
Once you pop, you can’t stop!
Ungreatful
If she’s gonna tongue your butt, the least you can do is kiss her
Life ain't nuttin but bitches and mo-nay
Did you know that you can buy a copy of the porn movie I produced? It’s TRUE!
Here I am. Things are horrifying at this point!
Then it is not so bad. Peaceful, even. Just the soothing soft sounds of moaning and the slappity-slappity of groin-meat on ass-meat.
THE CUMMING OF JIZZUS! Only mere dollars. GET IT TODAY!
http://cinemasewer.ecrater.com/c/978666/dvds
UPDATE ON ORSON
As mentioned my kitty is sick. He’s an old cat — 16 years old on April 10th. (Same birthday as Rebecca!) He had a bad attack of some sort the other day, and we now think it was a stroke. Took him to the vet, and we’re now $500 poorer, but the results of the blood tests have come back, and it looks like it wasn’t his aesthma, it was his pancreas. His pancreas is in bad...
Deadly Friend (1986)
No More Tears
Here’s a drawing I did yesterday. Just for fun.
If you wanna buy the original, let me know. It’s $100 and measures 6 1/2 X 8 1/2 inches.
I’m worried today. My kitty (Orson) is not well, and I’m gonna have to try to get him to the vet even though Rebecca and I are both working today. He’s elderly (16) and has asthma. He had a pretty bad attack...
The ALF comic made it to 48 issues?!
Some friends didn’t know what I was talking about when I was talking about the “Alf/Seal rape comic cover” over drinks tonight, so I figured I better post it.
You know, for kids.
I now have a DREAMWIDTH blog! →
Are you guys excited about the new AN AMERICAN... →
Vintage Adult Magazine cover scans!
Hope you ladies and gents like looking at these as much as I love sharing them. Here is another batch:
Uh.. “Welcome to the age of consent”! Yes, welcome! Did you know you now have to wear a huge furry full body condom for two?
I’m gonna go off experience here, and call that cover burb about girls “LOVING” anal pain an outright lie.
Love the design and...
THE IRONMASTER (1983 Italy)
Watched this tonight. Radness. Somehow the movie actually partially lives up to this astonishingly cool vhs cover, although the titty exposure isn’t as flagrant.
Please tell me Umberto Lenzi didn’t actually kill that poor lion for that scene, though. It looked pretty real, and after seeing Cannibal Ferox, I don’t doubt for a second that Lenzi would stoop to being that...
Classic Adult Magazine Scans: REGENCY #1 (1973)
Regency was (from what I can tell, there is NO info about this mag online) a short lived adult magazine that seems to have only lasted 3 issues in 1973 — the year I was born. I have #1, and #3, and they’re both really excellent.
Published by Sovereign Publishing Group, which was located at 545 Madison Ave in New York, Regency took a hardline MANLY stance with all of their...
The Top 10 dvd releases of 2011
Since I didn’t get out to the theater much this year, and instead bought piles and piles of movies on dvd, I’m gonna do a best dvd releases for 2011. As the publisher of CInema Sewer magazine, you can bet this list has a bent towards the sleazier, exploitational elements of the cinematic experience.
10. MARWENCOL (2010)
The winner of over a dozen film awards, including two Independent...
December 2011
23 posts
CS BOOK DEDICATION DRAWINGS -- THE LAST 10
Well, this is it. The last 10 CS bookdrawings as part of the free drawing promotion! Can’t say I’m sad to be done with them. It’s a giant fucking relief, to be honest. Got to work on Cinema Sewer tonight for the first time in four months.
It felt really good. Really rewarding.
Ok, here they are: The last ten. Thank you so much for your patience.
I kinda like Melody and...
The best comics of 2011, according to Vancouver... →
You are limited only by your "IMAGINATION"
CS BOOK DEDICATION DRAWINGS
Tomorrow: The last group of book drawing scans from the free promotion! I will INDEED finish before 2012! YAAAY!
What are these smutty illustrations, and what do they want? I did these for people who ordered my new book, CINEMA SEWER VOL. 3. Some of them are specific requests, and other times I was allowed to just go where my pen wanted. If you would like one drawn on the inside cover of your...
Anonymous asked: Do you ever publish editions of dedication smut alone?
CS BOOK DEDICATION DRAWINGS
“The answer to bad porn is not to make NO porn, the answer to bad porn is to make BETTER porn.”
— Annie Sprinkle
What are these smutty illustrations, and what do they want? I did these for people who ordered my new book, CINEMA SEWER VOL. 3. Some of them are specific requests, and other times I was allowed to just go where my pen wanted. If you would like one drawn on the...
XXX-mas
Merry Buttplugs, you guise
AWESOME PICTURE POST!
Time for another instalment of “awesome picture post”, where I share a bunch of photos, uncredited, that I found while traipsing around this wide world of net.
Dig, if you will, these pictures:
The BUY 5 AND GET 3 FREE sale is here, but only...
There are currently 8 back issues of Cinema Sewer available in my online store, and until midnight Jan 1st 2012 (pacific time) you can buy any 5 of them and I will send you the remaining 3 at no charge! That is $18 worth of FREEEEEE (Breakdown: $12 for the mags, $6 domestic shipping), and the offer is available WORLDWIDE! It’s simple as pie!
So what are you waiting for? Click this link...
TOUCH HIM, AND I'LL JUMP DOWN YOUR THROAT AND...
OH BOY! My copy of FAST WILLIE JACKSON #1 from oct. 1976 arrived today! The one I bought on EBAY.
OOOOH It’s even better than I hoped for! Worth every penny of the $20 I paid. This comic kicks so much ass on Archie. I mean, would Betty ever say to Archie: “Archie, touch him and I’ll jump down your throat and stomp your kidneys!”?
HELL NO. But Dee Dee does!
And check...
CS BOOK DEDICATION DRAWINGS
Was inspired by a contraption I saw at insex.com for this one:
The request here was for “an erotic hypnotist”. Decided to do it Doc. Strange style.
Orgy request here. These drawings are pretty small, so fitting in more than 3 people is always tough.
The request here was for “Cannibal Holocaust style impalement, but gorier and pornier”.
What are these...
CS BOOK DEDICATION DRAWINGS
Who wants more filthy drawings? If you did, then here are some:
What are these smutty disgusting illustrations, and what do they want? I did these for people who ordered my new book, CINEMA SEWER VOL. 3. Some of them are specific requests, and other times I was allowed to just go where my pen wanted (scary). If you would like one drawn on the inside cover of your copy, there is a $20 fee...
CS BOOK DEDICATION DRAWINGS
Oskari, this one is yours. I forgot to sign it to you before I scanned it:
What are these smutty disgusting illustrations, and what do they want? I did these for people who ordered my new book, CINEMA SEWER VOL. 3. Some of them are specific requests, and other times I was allowed to just go where my pen wanted (scary). If you would like one drawn on the inside cover of your copy, there is a...
NAKED CAME THE STRANGER (1975)
My wife and I jammed together (she did most of it) to do the illustration on the cover of the brand new special edition dvd release of Naked Came the Stranger from 1975. It’s based on the original novel cover photo.
Very proud to get to be a (small) part of this amazing looking release of a movie I love so much. It really is one of the greatest classic porn films of all time, and its...
CS BOOK DEDICATION DRAWINGS
What are these smutty disgusting illustrations, and what do they want? I did these for people who ordered my new book, CINEMA SEWER VOL. 3. Some of them are specific requests, and other times I was allowed to just go where my pen wanted (scary). If you would like one drawn on the inside cover of your copy, there is a $20 fee — or you can buy just the book itself for $20. Check it out in...
GO STRIPPER BUNNY, GO!
*throws five dollar bills*
CS BOOK DEDICATION DRAWINGS
What are these smutty disgusting illustrations, and what do they want? I did these for people who ordered my new book, CINEMA SEWER VOL. 3. Some of them are specific requests, and other times I was allowed to just go where my pen wanted (scary). If you would like one drawn on the inside cover of your copy, there is a $20 fee — or you can buy just the book itself for $20. Check it out in...
HONEY takes a ride in a DeLorean!
Love this comic from HUSTLER April 1983 drawn by the talented Mr. Ron Garst. His cartooning skills are enviable, and he draws great girls! Just look at Ronald Reagan all thrilled to be hanging out with that pussy. The jokes in it about the DeLorean and Hustler’s involvement in the takedown of the car company’s owner in a coke bust scandal are funnier if you know the story behind it:...
